Even Poostall Royale’s April Fool’s joke is better than Postal 4

In this year’s wave of April Fools’ jokes from the gaming world, there’s no shortage of tryouts that can actually be played. After Sega and the great game The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog, the studio Running With Scissors, who created the controversial Postal series, presents a game attempt called Post Royal. You can download it on Steam.

Poostall Royale is the work of the top team at Running With Scissors who created the game in a month. Her at the same time, the target is nothing but to shoot at the mindless NPCs that keep attacking you, and try to get as many points as possible. And this is accompanied by random screams recorded in toilets with a cheap USB microphone and in an environment made up of objects that the creators did not even bother to create themselves, so they preferred to buy them somewhere.

But be careful, there is more. For the first time, you can play as the female version of the protagonist of the Postal series., who is known simply as the POST Dude. Plus finally released the famous mission with pigeons, which was removed from the cult Postal 2. Allegedly due to lack of funds. The only problem is that this mission is nothing more than just feeding the pigeons as fast as possible.

Though it all sounds like suffering and need, Unfortunately Poostall Royale is still better than last year. Message 4: No regretswhereby the creators of Scissor Runners proved to us that even if you spend years criticizing the previous work, created somewhere in the Russian countryside, that is, the infamous I became 3, there’s nothing stopping you from eventually creating and releasing something just as bad and broken. And continue this hypocrisy to this day.

Well, Poostall Royale is no better than Postal 4. It’s also an ugly, pointless, primitive, little-functional, rather non-functional, badly optimized thing without a drop of humor.. But you know, we never miss an opportunity to kick that heap of dung that still gives Gelu, who once tried in vain to revise Postal 4, nightmares. If nothing else, Poostall Royale is at least available for free. maybe in the future will wait extension or improvement and here no one is lying to us that this is a finished game, which may no longer be in early access.

And if you still feel like you should try this madness, here’s another official hardware requirements. Although, given the poor performance and almost non-existent optimization, we would not trust them too much. That the recently released unfinished PC version of The Last of Us Part 1 found a worthy rival so quickly?

Minimum hardware requirements:

• Operating system: Windows 10 and 11
• CPU: Quad-core 2.5 GHz
• Memory size: 8 GB RAM
• Graphic card: Compatible with DirectX 11 and 4 GB of dedicated video memory.
• DirectX: Version 11
• HDD: 2 GB free space

Recommended hardware requirements:

• Operating system: Windows 10 and 11
• CPU: Quad-core 4.0 GHz
• Memory size: 8 GB RAM
• Graphic card: Compatible with DirectX 11 and 4 GB of dedicated video memory.
• DirectX: Version 11
• HDD: 2 GB free space
• Additional notes: An SSD drive is recommended.

In any case, the fact remains that the only really high-quality part of the Postal series worth your time and money is a great retro shooter. Postal: brain damaged. plus in it thanks to the latest update you can pee in rainbow colors. No kidding. The creators from Hyperstrange and CreativeForge Games even created a new trailer for it.