Games generally help us to escape from everyday troubles, forget about the world around us for a while, just turn off our heads and not think about what awaits us tomorrow at school or what our boss will ask us at work. . And each is suitable for a different type of game. However, in recent years, simulators have become widespread precisely because of their simplicity. Who wouldn’t want to get behind the wheel of a truck after work and just drive around? Or build your own house or fly a plane? There is no limit to the imagination, that’s all simulations help us become someone elseto experience what we cannot achieve in real life.
It was thanks to the rest from everything and everyone that the industry of not only simulators, more demanding, but also simpler, such as cooking, cleaning or car washing. These are activities that, after all, you can do in real life, but let’s face it, who wants to do this after work or school. Wouldn’t it be better to put on your headphones, listen to your favorite podcast or music, and turn it off?
But there is more one group of trainers, which take this designation in the name in a completely different sense. Become a goat, a bread, a bee, or whatever you may or may not imagine. We are talking about crazy simulators here, which, unlike the first ones mentioned, do not bother much with either logic or realism. We are talking about games such as Goat Simulator, Surgeon Simulator or I Am Bread. The era of weird simulations has been around for a few years now. He started it all Surgeon Simulator already in 2013, when we could look into the environment of surgery, but very lightly, so that it was clear to absolutely everyone. This “simulator” has very little to do with reality, and it doesn’t even try. On the contrary, he is trying to bring you out as players. totally relaxing experience, where you do not need to decide anything, as well as a good portion of humor. The game quickly became popular, mainly due to streamers and YouTubers who began to actively play it. At this time, the players are divided into two camps, where some hate the game, while others even like it in their own way. But one You can’t deny the Surgeon Simulator because it started a wave of very special simulations.
A year later, the Coffee Stain studio comes along with its name Goat Simulator, and this is where things get really complicated. The goat simulator was already long away what one imagines by the term simulator. The main goal of the game was to destroy everything around him in a goat’s coat. A large number of bugs, non-existent laws of gravity, and actually the laws of everything that you knew. All this helped create as much chaos as possible, which Goat Simulator excels at. And the wonder of the world, even the goat succeeded. Despite the rather primitive controls, fooling around became popular and soon similar simulators appeared in the clouds.
All of a sudden, you could quietly become anyone, and the era of strange simulations began in a big way. It suddenly became not strange to “play” for stone and you’re going to… Well, you’re not really going to do anything, you’re just going to watch the time go by because you’re made of stone. In these simulators, logic usually goes by the wayside and the developers try to make the title as crazy as possible. The word “simulator” does not really fit these games, but this is exactly the joke of the developers.
And on the market you can find a bunch of the same crazy simulators, for example Simulator DEEEER, where the developers did not like the lack of deer in GTA, but instead of complaining for a long time, they decided to make their own game where the main character would be a deer. So you’re trying to run around town and convince people to believe in deer. Another famous game from the crazy genre is a must. Detail of cleaning internal organswhere you take on the role of a janitor who has to clean up a space station after a carnage. And there are a lot of such crazy and at the same time good games on the market.
However, one game that can claim the imaginary crown when it comes to the craziest sim is the sequel to Crazy Goat. Goat Simulator is back for the second time and what about the number … Three? It can be seen that the developers from Coffee Stain have not lost one iota of their humor since the first part, so they decided to call the sequel a straight three, and why not. Confused about it? Don’t worry, the whole game is one big mess, but one thing needs to be said, Goat Simulator 3. fun crazy ride.
As in the first part, this time you put yourself in the skin of a goat and set out to destroy the peaceful life of everything and everyone around you. Your task will be to open a secret room in your secret goat tower and build a goat cult. Does this sound crazy? You’re wrong, because it’s one of the few things in the game that makes sense. In order to open the chamber, you will have to unleash total chaos in this sandbox world and execute various challenges and tasks. There are dozens of them on the map, and unlike the first part, with this mechanic, the game also acquires a certain direction and depth in terms of gameplay. The tasks are fun, funny and, in most cases, hilariously primitive. They can usually be completed in two to three minutes, and you will be hard-pressed to find more difficult ones. However, they are still fun, and running around the map makes sense thanks to them. Additionally, many of these quests serve as short parodies of well-known events from real life, pop culture, or the gaming world. It’s in the game countless of these allusions and referencesbecause the whole game is one big easter egg. This way, you can stumble upon Elon Musk’s mysterious base, play as a goat replacement in Counter-Strike with Dust, or rescue Willy.
It is in these allusions that the biggest joke in the whole game. The developers don’t even try to hide them, you just find them on every corner and it’s fun to open them and adds the right humor to the title. For completing these tasks, you also get in-game currency or even special clothes. You use the currency to buy more crazy upgrades for your goat. Some costumes are purely aesthetic, while others add special abilities to your goat. Therefore, it is not at all strange that your goat can fly, has laser eyes, or shoots fireballs. In addition, if you are tired of playing as a goat, you can also try on the skin of a shark on a skateboard, a rhinoceros, a fish, or even a farmer. Yes, you can do stupid things and destroy the peaceful life of everything and everyone around you in the shoes of something other than a goat, but why would you do this if you are just a goat.
The map itself, on which you will complete tasks, i.e. Island san angora, it is diverse and offers you a little bit of everything. Each part of the map is different, and there are certain problems with this. Exploration is fun and map movement is smooth and easy thanks to the fact that your goat can glide, fly, drive cars or run over railings or high voltage wires in addition to running wild. Due to frequent mistakeswhich, whether intentionally present in the game or not, the movement becomes quite chaotic, but in the end, it’s really fun.
it don’t take Goat Simulator too seriously, so don’t take him seriously at all, he’s a terrible piece of shit, but really in the right sense of the word. Running, licking, pushing, everything has never been so much fun in a goatskin. The developers know exactly what they want from their game, and we must admit that they succeeded. Goat Simulator has matured… well, if you can call it matured, but in the end, it’s all about him. became a complete gamewhich can relax you like nothing else.
And if you don’t like being the lone goat, there’s nothing easier than inviting your friends to play. Yes, you can run around the world of San Angora with up to four people. Apart from the fact that you can destroy peaceful life in multiplayer, Goat Simulator also offers you eight pretty fun mini-games that you can play together. Even though I spent most of the time running around the map alone, I have to say that I had a surprisingly great time uncovering secrets and various clues. Like I said, don’t take Goat Simulator seriously. The developers have no ambition to make this game the best in the world, they are not trying to do anything serious, but they are trying to make you laugh. And they do it very well. From an audiovisual point of view, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the title, the world looks good, the music is good, although after a while it starts to repeat itself rather quickly and is most annoying, which is perfect for the game. .
And how to evaluate Goat Simulator? Well, it’s difficult because at times I didn’t even know if it could be considered a game. But despite being stupid, which will probably make you lose a few brain cells, Goat Simulator 3 is actually quite funny act. He knows exactly what he wants and goes for it. The number of allusions and parodies of almost all known and unknown games and films is simply amazing. I have yet to see a game that manages to make fun of itself so much by basically skipping the number 2. It looks like someone here was inspired by Apple and their iPhone 9. But despite all that, the game will entertain you first and foremost, and that main. There are a lot of bugs, but the developers do not hide that they exist they leave on purpose for even more chaos and fun… and it works. As stupid as Goat Simulator is, will keep you entertained for hours. And that’s what it’s really about.
And that’s probably the reasonwhy people keep coming back to these semi-crazy, if not completely moronic simulators. It’s basically about turning off your head after a long day and not thinking about anything. Goat Simulator, like many similar games, is a great proof that even such mediocre games have a place in the market. I didn’t quite understand it myself until I tried the fucking goat myself. Relax and have a real laugh sometimes. If that’s not what games are about, then I don’t know what else is. In these games, it’s always about experiencing what you dream of or just having fun with your crazy prank and unusual idea. Although putting yourself in the place of a robot vacuum cleaner, a bum, a fly or a drug dealer is probably not someone’s dream, the developers no longer think about it.
Verdict
Goat Simulator 3 is a truly extraordinary experience and you have to admit that the developers have a really big imagination because making something like this must have been an experience too. As crazy as it is, it’s actually not that bad, because doing all sorts of crazy things is fun, and the plethora of hints makes the game fun at times.
Source :Indian TV
